June 2013
1 - 2 - 3 - 4, I declare a fic war!
What: Tumblr Fic War
Who: Anyone who reblogs this post.
When: Until everyone is actualfax dead, because this is WAR suckers!
Why: FEELINGS
What: Everyone who reblogs this post is opening their ask box up to the most brutal, feelings-inducing prompts anyone who is playing can imagine. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to take those prompts and DESTROY EVERYONE with them. Not just angsty stuff either, fluff can be just as bad, as many of you know!
I personally dislike “person with autism” because it implies that somewhere, beyond the autism, there is a “normal” person, despite autism being kind of a big part of an autistic person.
Exactly this.
Another thing I get upset about is the idea of JohnRose actually happening in canon.
Like, I was actually surprised about how I felt about that.
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I was rereading Homestuck and
AG: Jade is an idiot.
AG: A useless, 8oring no8ody. What has she done for her party other than fuck up every step of the way? What does she ever do 8ut take naps and get in trou8le?Vriska practiced her Scorpio mind control by making Jade fall asleep for…
I don’t know if it rubbed off, but the sleeping spells would have frustrated an already difficult life enough that it might not have been necessary:
1) A kid on her own, having to do all sorts of hard, non-obvious things because no one else is there to do them; having to learn how to do those things with no one to teach her.
2) Living with a protector who, for all his power and his love for her, can’t talk or directly communicate with her, or easily understand the concepts she’s trying to convey.
3) With no adults around to tell her she’s being too hard on herself, or to encourage her, or comfort her, or to teach her the difference between healthy and unhealthy reactions.
4) All of this made more difficult by a tendency to fall asleep randomly, which she could only have seen as something broken and wrong in her.
Just think of all the times she’s had to fix the tower’s plumbing on her own, or repair her geothermal power station or the tower’s cooling and heating, or batten down her tower for an on-coming typhoon. Just think of all the times she’s smashed an important gauge, or blacked out before reopening a critical valve, or conked out and almost fell to her death maintaining the exterior and said to herself “stupid, stupid STUPID Jade! STUPID! How could you fall asleep you IDIOT! No, Stop it! Stop crying! STOP WHINING YOU BABY! Get up and fix it! Get up and fix it, Jade, or you’re going to die!” Because there was no one else to do it, and no one else to blame.
are you trying to make me upset :P
It’s a distinct possibility :? If it’s any consolation, my own reaction to this thought was “1) Ow; Knife to the heart :/ 2) But this would make a good fic though :) 3) I must share this inspiring pain with others :|”
Is made irrationally angry by that ‘Eridan is Homestuck’s magikarp’ post.
Because.
No?
Roxy and grimbark Jade in an arms race where Roxy tries to bust out of jail by summoning more and more non-Matriorb objects out of nothingness in an attempt to fill the room to the literal bursting point and Jade just growling and embiggening the cell until everything fits again.
Eventually the Condese just kicks down the door because WHAT THE EVERGLUBBIN FUCK IS TAKING SO LONG and coming up short because it’s like the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark in there: an infinite warehouse stretching out in every direction and literal mountains of objects of varying degrees of descriptness disappearing into the darkness that used to be the ceiling.
