What: Tumblr Fic War
Who: Anyone who reblogs this post.
When: Until everyone is actualfax dead, because this is WAR suckers!
What: Everyone who reblogs this post is opening their ask box up to the most brutal, feelings-inducing prompts anyone who is playing can imagine. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to take those prompts and DESTROY EVERYONE with them. Not just angsty stuff either, fluff can be just as bad, as many of you know!
Another thing I get upset about is the idea of JohnRose actually happening in canon.
Like, I was actually surprised about how I felt about that.
Is made irrationally angry by that ‘Eridan is Homestuck’s magikarp’ post.
Roxy and grimbark Jade in an arms race where Roxy tries to bust out of jail by summoning more and more non-Matriorb objects out of nothingness in an attempt to fill the room to the literal bursting point and Jade just growling and embiggening the cell until everything fits again.
Eventually the Condese just kicks down the door because WHAT THE EVERGLUBBIN FUCK IS TAKING SO LONG and coming up short because it’s like the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark in there: an infinite warehouse stretching out in every direction and literal mountains of objects of varying degrees of descriptness disappearing into the darkness that used to be the ceiling.